if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
imagine steve becoming increasingly worried because of all the casual misogyny and he talks about it with bucky
next thing you know bewildered young girls are telling everyone about that one time the winter soldier rescued them from street harassment
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO H A P P Y
"heeey baby, wanna suck-"
"SUCK THIS" *punches dick w metal fist*
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
dear board of education,
i am too
how your face feels after the dentist
The only problem? Ultron lacks the human touch, and his superior intellect quickly determines that life on Earth would go a lot smoother if he just got rid of Public Enemy No. 1: Human beings.
|—||AVENGERS 2: AGE OF ULTRON plot details (x)|
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone