Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes
if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
what is white culture
clapping after an airplane lands
this truth cuts deep
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin